![]() ![]() So I had finished cooking dinner and I wasn’t hangry and I was paying close attention to my wife and I notice that she’s doing something strange as she's eating her Triscuits.īefore eating each Triscuit, she is licking them.Īctually, maybe “licking” isn’t the right word. It’s just that some nights I’m cooking or hangry or “cohangry,” which is a near-deadly combination of cooking while hangry. I’m not one of those dolts who doesn’t listen to every detail my wife's workday regarding what Kris said or what Mike’s new assistant did or whatever the heck Donna is up to. Regardless of the exact date, I remember it being a evening where I was especially clear-headed because I was paying close attention to my wife. ![]() I say “snack” because my wife can eat an impressive amount of Triscuits and cheese, so impressive that sometimes it’s stultifying, and she ends up not being able to finish her dinner because, “Man, I ate a lot of cheese.” ![]()
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